Attention Army of Ten!
This blog has been commandeered.
For reasons you will soon understand, we have kidnapped author Gretchen McNeil and replaced her with and alternate universe version of her – a doppelgänger. The real Gretchen McNeil is being held in our universe, a world similar to your own, yet very, very different.
In order to secure the release of your Gretchen McNeil, the following demands must be met:
Ransom points (and prizes) will be earned for each of the above demands.
All ransom points must be submitted by Friday, November 1st along with a local book store of the ransomer's choice. The two ransomers with the highest accumulation of points will have the real Gretchen McNeil reprimanded to their custody.
Let us repeat: Gretchen McNeil will appear at a book signing in your home town.
Two winners will be chosen for this prize, continental U.S. only.
The international ransomer who earns the most points will win a Skype visit with the real Gretchen McNeil.
If you were not previously a member of the Army of Ten, you may join here:
Don't delay. Gretchen McNeil's time is...running out.